an intro i suppose

well i'd love to tell you about myself but we all know what people can do with a little information these days. and i don't want my nude pictures all over the internet. only joking, in fact my nudes are displayed in my house, on 8ft tall canvases, each painstakingly painted by hand while i sit on a stool in front of them with a glass of white wine and admire them for at least 11 hours a day. so now my introductions out the way, read on. i promise you'll enjoy it. but if not, no refunds.